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Happy's Humble Burger Cult

Happy's Humble Burger Cult

In Happy's Humble Burger Cult, you and your crew are tasked with a seemingly standard fast-food gig within a reality-warping simulation. Survive chaotic shifts, meet your quota, and escape the monstrous Asset Joy's hunt, where the walls themselves listen to your every word.

2026-07-16IndieSimulationWindowsDeveloper: Scythe Dev Team

Game data: Steam · store.steampowered.com

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не знаю во что поиграть, хотелось бы услышать предложения) Присоединяйтесь к клану, неважно какую игру вы играете)) https://squader.pro/open/clan-invite/R493U9NG

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Приветствую всех,ищу друзей для коорперативных игр.Так же играю в Dead by daylight и Fortnite.Можете предлагать свои варианты игр коорперативных.

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Всем привет, я за любой движ, кроме голодовки. Люблю кооп игры по типу репо, пика, летал компани и тд. Также уважаю онлайн и оффлайн настолки (мемполис, джек бокс, свояк) Также играю в роблокс, майнкрафт, вальхейм, иногда в пабг и дбд. Вообщем разброс игр богатый, главное найти компанию по душе, предпочитаю играть вечерами после 18 часов по мск, пишите, звоните, шлите письма, всем буду рада

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COOK, SERVE, HIT YOUR QUOTA You and your crew are hired to participate in an experiment run by the Paragon Corporation. It sounds like a standard fast-food gig: grill burgers, fry sides, pour drinks, work the register, hit your quota, and keep the customers happy. ESCAPE THE NIGHTMARE Every shift is a ticking clock – the kitchen always wins eventually. Once the simulation collapses, Asset Joy breaks containment and begins her hunt. The iconic mascot is back for blood – and you have only one chance to escape! THE WALLS ARE LISTENING The game reacts to what you say on the mic. Speak the wrong word, and Asset Joy will hear you. Speak the right incantation, and the kitchen warps. Learn how to use incantations to your advantage, and what to never say aloud if you don’t want to anger the beast. EVERY SHIFT IS UNIQUELY UNHINGED 35+ modifiers ensure each run goes off the rails in a unique way. Rush Hour brings additional customers for a more profitable yet more chaotic shift. Profanity Policy punishes the team every time someone swears on the mic. Midmaxxing messes up the appliances' cooking temperatures. EXTRACT YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH Escape alive, and your earnings come with you. Spend them on boosters, sacrifice them to the ascension ritual to move the story forward, or gamble them on harder contracts for bigger payouts. HAPPY’S HUMBLE SAGA CONTINUES Happy's Humble Burger Cult (formerly Burgatory) is the next chapter in the Scythe Studios Universe, and a direct successor to Happy's Humble Burger Farm – peeling back another layer of the Paragon Corporation's reality-warping simulation program. Ready to go down the rabbit hole again? Features Chaotic first-person cooking horror for up to 4 players Cook fast food meals and serve them to customers Prepare and pack burgers, fries, drinks, and desserts Close up shop and escape when the monster goes on a hunt Work together to hit your quota and survive 6 restaurants with a variety of menu items 35+ gameplay modifiers Lobby area with mini-games and social space A new chapter in the Happy’s Humble saga

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COOK, SERVE, HIT YOUR QUOTAYou and your crew are hired to participate in an experiment run by the Paragon Corporation. It sounds like a standard fast-food gig: grill burgers, fry sides, pour drinks, work the register, hit your quota, and keep the customers happy. ESCAPE THE NIGHTMAREEvery shift is a ticking clock – the kitchen always wins eventually. Once the simulation collapses, Asset Joy breaks containment and begins her hunt. The iconic mascot is back for blood – and you have only one chance to escape! THE WALLS ARE LISTENINGThe game reacts to what you say on the mic. Speak the wrong word, and Asset Joy will hear you. Speak the right incantation, and the kitchen warps. Learn how to use incantations to your advantage, and what to never say aloud if you don’t want to anger the beast. EVERY SHIFT IS UNIQUELY UNHINGED35+ modifiers ensure each run goes off the rails in a unique way. Rush Hour brings additional customers for a more profitable yet more chaotic shift. Profanity Policy punishes the team every time someone swears on the mic. Midmaxxing messes up the appliances' cooking temperatures. EXTRACT YOUR HARD-EARNED CASHEscape alive, and your earnings come with you. Spend them on boosters, sacrifice them to the ascension ritual to move the story forward, or gamble them on harder contracts for bigger payouts.  HAPPY’S HUMBLE SAGA CONTINUESHappy's Humble Burger Cult (formerly Burgatory) is the next chapter in the Scythe Studios Universe, and a direct successor to Happy's Humble Burger Farm – peeling back another layer of the Paragon Corporation's reality-warping simulation program. Ready to go down the rabbit hole again? FeaturesChaotic first-person cooking horror for up to 4 players Cook fast food meals and serve them to customers Prepare and pack burgers, fries, drinks, and desserts Close up shop and escape when the monster goes on a hunt Work together to hit your quota and survive 6 restaurants with a variety of menu items 35+ gameplay modifiers Lobby area with mini-games and social space A new chapter in the Happy’s Humble saga

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